Pass That Cake With the File In It

Hey, here’s something you don’t read every day.

In a Times web piece entitled “What’s Your Favorite Superbowl Ad?” the first commenter writes:

My favorite was the one where the Burger King
comes to Attica dressed up like a priest & digs a
tunnel with his crown from cell number 2223 to
Toots Shor's restaurant. Then Sinatra walks in &
commutes my sentence & makes me a member of
the Rat Pack.... Hey, a guy can dream can't he?

— Angelo Bepp, Attica State Correctional Facility